Monday, June 29, 2009

nida is the hamptons

If you’ve ever been to the outer banks of North Carolina then you have a good idea of the ecological wonder that is a sandspit peninsula.  Personally, I have always loved the outer banks since I was 18 and had taken my very first parent-less vacation there.  The weather is a perfect compromise between warm and refreshing, the water is always cool and inviting on a hot summer afternoon, and there is always delicious and fresh seafood to be found.  Take that, add some German tourists and Lithuanian culture then move it onto the Baltic coast – now you have Nida.

 

I compare it to the Hamptons because I get the sense this is the posh place where Lithuanians with expendable income go during the 15 minutes of beach weather this country has.  In the parking lots I see lots of BMWs, Audis, Range Rovers and I’ve even seen a few Bugaboo strollers.  The people vacationing here are young, well-dressed Eastern European yuppie parents, older German tourists and of course – writers and artists.  This is not a party town, it is a quiet resort town not easily accessible to the city folks.  From Vilnius, it is a 3 – 4 hour drive to the port town of Klaipeda, where you catch one of two ferries to the outer banks.  One ferry leaves you a 30 minute drive from Nida, from the other it is about an hour…without traffic.  For a car it costs about 40 litas (around 18 USD), and then you have to pay a 20 lit toll to enter the residential part of the island.

 

Once you reach the outskirts of town you see quaint, well-kept summer homes progressively increasing in size until you reach the center of town.  While you won’t see any Double Coffees or an Apple store, you will find a Cili Pica right in the center of town.  The Maxima is reasonably overpriced as are the menus of 80% of the restaurants but remember – it’s still in litas!  I hear most accommodations are equally overpriced but we stayed at the writers’ union hotel, which is an original Soviet complex (unrenovated and molded over with frayed, grey history and spider webs) turned hipster hideout.  The rooms are ghastly but they are cheap (if you’re in the writers’ union) and there is a great restaurant on the roof.  Don’t stay here if your life depends on it but please try the restoranas!  It is owned by the same people who own In Vino in Vilnius and maintains a standard of great wines and delicious food.  Plus it is has a sketchy wooden footbridge between rooftops, and a marvelous collection of film posters and quotes by familiar icons like Jean Luc Goddard in unfamiliar Lithuanian.  It’s a fun place.



 




One of the best things to do here, besides go to the beach, is hike the sand dunes.  There are several serene trails you can take to the sundial, which is a central vantage point and gorgeous view of the dunes, the ocean, the bay and the ominous border of Kaliningrad.  There is always great controversy sparked by fierce environmentalists about actually walking ON these dunes but people do it anyway.  And they generally respect the natural environment, even though I did see one empty beer can and one empty bottle of champagne.  Our hike took about 3 hours in total and we ended up on a beach on the bay side.  Even though the weather was hot for local standards it was still cool enough not to pour sweat at any point in our hike.  But even if we had there would be no release – the bay water was freezing.  I recommend checking these dunes out, just remember it’s a lot easier going down than it is to climb up, and don’t litter!

 


If you’ve never been to a Northern European beach I think you should check it out once before you die.  You will never find such gleeful sun worship in any of your travels.  I am informed that it is a Scandinavian practice to sunbathe in the buff for health reasons.  Your bathing suit is nothing but an obstacle for the sun’s nutritious rays and will hinder you from receiving all the vitamin A and D we need to get from it.  This far north they don’t get to lay out much, so while it seems extreme to us, maybe they have a point about going all out with their balls out when weather permits.  The nude beaches are right next to the non-nude beaches, and when I say ‘next to’ I mean we can all shake hands.  Everyone gets naked from grandma to lil’ babies, and some of them even go in the unforgiveably cold Baltic.

 

At the beach there is a small kavine where you can get lunch and beers and there is a stand where you can get freshly picked berries to munch on while lounging in the sand.  They’ve even built a lovely wooden playground for the kiddies.  People throw down their towels at random so you will find people lounging all along the pathway leading to the beach.  I don’t understand this because there is always plenty of room on the shore.  Maybe they don’t realize there is more beach beyond the moorings?  Oh well, more beach for me!

 



While Nida is very touristy and exclusive, it must be said that it was originally a fishing village.  All of the villages on this peninsula are fishing towns.  There are other areas you can visit like Juodkrante and Perevelka, the former being the site of a locally famous sculpture park and has several cute kavines and souvenir shops.  Follow signs for Zuvis for a revered local treat.  It is local fish found in the area in great abundance, smoked for hours on cedar wood.  The fisherman’s wife will hand you a full fish in a small plastic bag for something like 10 litas.  It is delicious and fresh and messy to eat.  You must try one if you visit.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

kernave

ancient hills at Kernave




About an hour outside Vilnius to the north is any history nerd’s delight – Kernave.  This is a real archeological site and museum and cultural reserve where layers of history have been uncovered.  Kernave is famous for it’s manmade hills, which where at one time used as a vantage point to see approaching invaders.  Within the hills are relics and evidence of a settlements as old as the 5th century BC.  That is pretty damn old, no?  


Museum and Cultural Reserve at Kernave

 

Kernave is also the site of one of the biggest solstice parties in Lithunania.  Hundreds of sun-crazed Lithuanians gather here to sing ancient songs and dance ancient dances on the longest day of the year.  No, it is not a rave.  They are not dropping ecstasy and playing with glow sticks.  It is a pagan ritual, and like many ancient practices, the Lithuanians are keeping this ritual celebration alive with folk music, ancient villager dances and songs. 

 

When you pull up to the parking lot, you see some new-ish buildings and a snack cart.  This could easily be the community college parking lot if you didn’t know where you are.  Once you start walking you come upon two churches – one old and one really old.  If you look closely, you will find a random, misplaced Lenin head back from the old days of Soviet occupation. 

 

There are several mounds as you walk towards the Neris river (which also runs through Vilnius), and through them is a foot-path.  Once you clear the hills, there is a small stretch of flat land before you hit the river.  The fields are covered in patches of these violet-colored heather type flowers and they create a lovely effect as they undulate with the breeze. 


 

The river at this point is very wide but, at least today, it was fairly quiet and slow.  You could easily lose yourself in centuries old contemplation on these river banks.  In the US it is very difficult to find places so unspoiled and undisturbed by the white noise of traffic, airplanes and the like.  This is a special place and if you listen it will tell you lots of ancient stories.

 

fleas





About a 20-minute drive outside of Vilnius in a particular direction you will find the flea market.  It sounds like a fun shopping extravaganza, but I recommend bringing some hand sanitizer and prozac if you intend to check it out.  Also, leave the fanny pack at the hotel and duck tape your cash to your inner thigh.  I am told there are some pretty shifty pickpockets around here.

 'exit', or 'get me out of here'


Springfield?  No.

In the shadow of an active nuclear power plant with two looming smoke stacks you will find every worthless knock-off created the northern hemisphere.  You will find it all from faulty power tools to nameless bridal gowns and all of it won’t cost you but a few bucks.  There are dozens, maybe tens of dozens, of tents.  You can walk through the maze of spurious and cheap merchandise for hours and not have seen every stand.  And it is random – there will be jeans next to toys next to bras next to shoes next to house-wares, etc. 

 

The attendants are all Russian or Belarussian, for the most part.  I was informed of this, as I had originally thought they were gypsies.  It is hard to tell because most of these people are so thuggish and bitter looking that you can’t see them without the filter of fear distorting everything.  Yet people seem perfectly comfortable shopping here.  I am told this is where many locals go to extend their recession era paychecks a little further.  Maybe a little like Target?

premium pants wares for 'moteriu' (women) 


can use plastic bags as helmets, extra litas

There are food stands strewn about, but I didn’t try any of the fare.  It appeared to be mostly pastries and empanada-looking snacks.  The food carts were crowded and dirty and the people running them were not friendly.  But don’t live by my advice.  I can be a snob about these things.  I saw plenty of people walking around eating these treats and I assume they survived.  You can decide for yourself if you make it out there.

 

To be fair, this is definitely a smart place to pick up odds and ends that can cost a pretty penny in the city, such as shower curtains, beach towels with obscene illustrations on them, fake flowers, galoshes, dangerous childrens’ toys, loose women, etc.  While you can find probably millions of clothing items, none of them are worth the money.  Everything I saw looked cheaply made and out of style. 

 don't warry, be happy

When parking your car I recommend leaving it in the attended lot.  I am told all sorts of things can happen to an unattended vehicle and parking is a mere 5 litas.  That is something like $2 USD, and probably the best bargain at this flea market.